Jareth the Goblin King will mesmerize you with his magic balls.
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This is a post NIN-phase, late 90s, early 00s, "normal" Bowie look. Sure, it's not much of a "look," but I like him normal, and that was a cool haircut for him. Ok fine this one's boring, sue me.
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Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, I think this clown Bowie's a junkie, don't mess with him cuz he has a not very concealed knife on him. Hmm that didn't rhyme.
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This is a modern day suave snappy Bowie look. I know Bowie doesn't smoke anymore, but this dude does. His weapon is, uh, fire, I guess? Smoke on, suave Bowie.
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Crowbar Bowie has a crowbar. And a batch of Nine Inch Nails-inspired songs he'd like you to take a listen to.
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The return of the Thin White Duke, carving hearts on lovers' chests, with his Bowie knife, appropriately enough.
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On the second day of Bowie, my Bowie gave to me, one Ziggy Startust and some gooey stuff on his collarbone! This guy doesn't even need a weapon.